Now-a-days, job titles include some of the most ridiculous names. “Sanitation Engineer”, “Construction Manager”, “Hygene Equipment Technician”, and my personal favorite, “Sports Aquatics Engineer” (which is code for “Water Boy”). Job titles get more complicated with each passing generation. People who have crappy jobs, (no pun intended), find ways to make their title sound more sophisticated. The example that was previously mentioned, “Sanitation Engineer” can be brought lower in meaning to “Garbage Man”, plain and simply. However, I do enjoy reading about these titles and listening to people explain what they do and how their title fits them perfectly. It’s just taken too far sometimes. Please, if you are a garbage man, tell everyone that you take in their leftover meatloaf and Green Bean Casserole that was horribly made, and that no one ate, to the big dump. In some cases, that would be the only thing you are able to do in life, thus allowing you to get that job. And don’t “hate on me” because I just spoke the truth. Besides, you should be proud… you ARE making good money.
Now, if I may suggest an upgrade: Biohazard Material Disposal. I see bright, sharp needles in your future.